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Beware of the Line Storms!!

I was in Duane Reade the other day and the term “Line Storm” just popped into my head.

I am sure you all know what I am talking about. A Line Storm is the inexplicable way you can walk into a Duane Reade one moment and see absolutely no one on the line, and your heart just jumps for joy, maybe even skips a beat you are so excited.

You progress forward, after several minutes of disorientation you find the products that you need. You rush back to the front of the store… only to find like ten people on the line.

You have been hit by a Duane Reade Line Storm!! Chances of Survival: Excellent. Chances of Despair: 100% !

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  1. July 15, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    U are spot on Drake, this is not a Forest Hills problem but a city problem. It is freaking ridiculous how long u will have to wait in these stores sometime. I will go in for one thing there will be 3 people on line and it will take 10 minutes. I lose my stuff around the 5 minute mark and announce to the store that helop is needed on the rgister.

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